1 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,564 Captioning made possible by the U.S. Department of education 2 00:01:01,231 --> 00:01:04,298 I'm sorry, but I couldn't pass up this shot. 3 00:01:10,264 --> 00:01:14,764 Clair, there's something on top of my body. 4 00:01:14,764 --> 00:01:17,131 I think it's alive. 5 00:01:17,131 --> 00:01:20,131 Go in the kitchen-- be quick about it. 6 00:01:20,131 --> 00:01:22,164 Get the giant spatula. 7 00:01:22,164 --> 00:01:24,864 How did you two get into this position? 8 00:01:24,864 --> 00:01:26,998 I don't know. 9 00:01:26,998 --> 00:01:29,798 I know that earlier today 10 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:33,298 Rudy and I had a disagreement about a cookie 11 00:01:33,298 --> 00:01:37,798 and she became enraged, and she attacked me 12 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,498 and we fought for hours 13 00:01:39,498 --> 00:01:42,798 until we passed out. 14 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:45,298 I'm sorry I keep coming home late 15 00:01:45,298 --> 00:01:47,064 But that case is finished. 16 00:01:47,064 --> 00:01:48,831 Things should return to normal. 17 00:01:48,831 --> 00:01:52,631 You know, Rudy never attacks when you're home. 18 00:01:52,631 --> 00:01:55,231 Get her to bed, but don't wake her. 19 00:01:55,231 --> 00:01:57,398 "don't wake her"? 20 00:01:57,398 --> 00:01:58,731 watch this. 21 00:02:02,298 --> 00:02:04,898 You're saying, "don't wake up this child." 22 00:02:04,898 --> 00:02:08,231 This is the child on the 4th of july 23 00:02:08,231 --> 00:02:09,898 we sat up front. 24 00:02:09,898 --> 00:02:12,898 They exploded $2 million worth of firecrackers. 25 00:02:12,898 --> 00:02:14,164 She never budged. 26 00:02:14,164 --> 00:02:16,731 Brass band played right in our faces. 27 00:02:16,731 --> 00:02:17,998 She never budged. 28 00:02:17,998 --> 00:02:19,998 We drove her home 29 00:02:19,998 --> 00:02:21,998 took all her clothes off 30 00:02:21,998 --> 00:02:25,331 put her in the bathtub, gave her a bath. 31 00:02:25,331 --> 00:02:26,898 We did her nails 32 00:02:26,898 --> 00:02:29,898 and I think we took out her appendix. 33 00:02:29,898 --> 00:02:32,864 No, you don't have to worry about that. 34 00:02:32,864 --> 00:02:34,864 I'll put her to bed. 35 00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:38,464 You got a lovely dinner waiting in the kitchen. 36 00:02:38,464 --> 00:02:40,498 You've made dinner three nights in a row. 37 00:02:40,498 --> 00:02:41,531 And? 38 00:02:41,531 --> 00:02:43,731 Every meal has been an adventure. 39 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:44,964 And tonight 40 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:47,231 I want you to get ready 41 00:02:47,231 --> 00:02:50,898 to visit the island of Trinidad. 42 00:02:53,331 --> 00:02:54,898 ♪ Tabooga ♪ 43 00:02:54,898 --> 00:02:56,464 ♪ tabooga ♪ 44 00:02:56,464 --> 00:02:58,664 ♪ tabooga ♪ 45 00:02:58,664 --> 00:02:59,898 Hey! 46 00:02:59,898 --> 00:03:01,364 ♪ Tabooga ♪ 47 00:03:03,098 --> 00:03:04,364 Hi, Theo. 48 00:03:04,364 --> 00:03:05,698 How's it going? 49 00:03:05,698 --> 00:03:07,964 How come you're making that sandwich? 50 00:03:07,964 --> 00:03:09,564 Didn't you enjoy Trinidad? 51 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:10,764 It was great. 52 00:03:10,764 --> 00:03:12,464 Dad's cooking is delicious. 53 00:03:12,464 --> 00:03:16,064 I just wish he wouldn't tell us what's in it. 54 00:03:16,064 --> 00:03:18,231 You know he likes to experiment. 55 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:20,898 Yesterday I had something I really enjoyed 56 00:03:20,898 --> 00:03:22,231 until I found out 57 00:03:22,231 --> 00:03:25,731 it was possum back in a bean curd sauce. 58 00:03:25,731 --> 00:03:28,064 What did he say this is? 59 00:03:28,064 --> 00:03:29,998 I wouldn't let him tell me. 60 00:03:29,998 --> 00:03:31,331 You still hungry? 61 00:03:31,331 --> 00:03:34,664 No. I just want to eat something I know. 62 00:03:34,664 --> 00:03:35,998 What's in that sandwich? 63 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:38,531 Peanut butter, Jelly, liverwurst, anchovies 64 00:03:38,531 --> 00:03:40,531 and an onion for cleansing. 65 00:03:40,531 --> 00:03:43,064 ( ring ) 66 00:03:43,064 --> 00:03:44,831 Huxtable residence. 67 00:03:44,831 --> 00:03:46,564 Frank. 68 00:03:46,564 --> 00:03:48,898 No, I don't want a settlement. 69 00:03:48,898 --> 00:03:51,898 I think we have a very good case. 70 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,164 Aha. 71 00:03:53,164 --> 00:03:54,431 Hey. 72 00:03:54,431 --> 00:03:55,764 Hi, dad. 73 00:03:57,931 --> 00:03:59,364 What is that? 74 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:02,998 Peanut butter, liverwurst, mint jelly, anchovies 75 00:04:02,998 --> 00:04:05,031 and an onion for cleansing. 76 00:04:06,031 --> 00:04:07,398 Boy. 77 00:04:08,631 --> 00:04:12,464 Take that thing up to your room and eat it. 78 00:04:12,464 --> 00:04:13,931 We're not allowed to. 79 00:04:13,931 --> 00:04:17,131 Yeah, But nobody will know the difference. 80 00:04:18,264 --> 00:04:20,698 Thanks, dad. 81 00:04:20,698 --> 00:04:22,764 You promised to take this to trial. 82 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:25,098 I feel very strongly about this. 83 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,731 If you have to drop the case 84 00:04:27,731 --> 00:04:31,398 please send the work you've done so far to me. 85 00:04:31,398 --> 00:04:32,731 Thank you. 86 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,664 ♪ Tabooga ♪ 87 00:04:34,664 --> 00:04:36,398 ♪ tabooga ♪ 88 00:04:36,398 --> 00:04:38,064 so who was that? 89 00:04:38,064 --> 00:04:40,564 That was Frank Simmons-- 90 00:04:40,564 --> 00:04:43,498 the attorney who was handling Sondra's case. 91 00:04:43,498 --> 00:04:45,931 Was handling the case. 92 00:04:45,931 --> 00:04:48,698 He wants my daughter to settle out of court. 93 00:04:48,698 --> 00:04:51,031 We don't want to do that. 94 00:04:51,031 --> 00:04:52,931 The mechanic ripped her off. 95 00:04:52,931 --> 00:04:55,798 Somebody should nail his hide to the wall. 96 00:04:55,798 --> 00:04:58,798 Settling out of court is the easy way out. 97 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,364 We're talking about a guilty man. 98 00:05:02,364 --> 00:05:04,298 He's probably ripping people off night and day. 99 00:05:04,298 --> 00:05:05,331 When's the trial? 100 00:05:05,331 --> 00:05:06,331 In three days. 101 00:05:06,331 --> 00:05:07,664 Sondra comes home tonight. 102 00:05:07,664 --> 00:05:11,164 So who's going to handle the case? 103 00:05:15,298 --> 00:05:19,498 I can see by the flaring of the nostrils... 104 00:05:21,298 --> 00:05:26,198 that this poor man-- mechanic-- Who ripped off Sondra huxtable 105 00:05:26,198 --> 00:05:28,731 is now going to face the wrath 106 00:05:28,731 --> 00:05:30,298 of Clair... 107 00:05:30,298 --> 00:05:33,898 ptoing! Toing! 108 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:37,831 "Colt Kirby" Huxtable. 109 00:05:39,264 --> 00:05:42,864 I got a lot of work to do. 110 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,131 Yeah. 111 00:05:44,131 --> 00:05:45,731 Oh, this is good. 112 00:05:45,731 --> 00:05:46,998 Yeah. 113 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:48,664 What is it? Chicken? 114 00:05:48,664 --> 00:05:50,731 Uh-uh. 115 00:05:50,731 --> 00:05:52,498 Well, it's not Veal. 116 00:05:52,498 --> 00:05:54,864 No, no. 117 00:05:54,864 --> 00:05:55,931 Lamb. 118 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:57,131 Wrong. 119 00:05:57,131 --> 00:06:00,731 See, I was in Bazar's, and I saw this jar-- 120 00:06:00,731 --> 00:06:02,398 it had green sauce. 121 00:06:02,398 --> 00:06:04,864 You know the international gourmet restaurant? 122 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:05,864 Mm-hmm. 123 00:06:05,864 --> 00:06:09,564 And it was sliced turtles' feet 124 00:06:09,564 --> 00:06:11,564 and I said to myself 125 00:06:11,564 --> 00:06:16,464 I said, "Now, this is very, very interesting." 126 00:06:16,464 --> 00:06:17,798 So I took... 127 00:06:17,798 --> 00:06:19,464 you want some crackers? 128 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:20,964 No. 129 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,631 Well, where you going? 130 00:06:22,631 --> 00:06:25,731 Upstairs to get some of Theo's sandwich. 131 00:06:32,998 --> 00:06:34,198 Now, miss Huxtable 132 00:06:34,198 --> 00:06:36,464 would you please tell the court 133 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,131 what Mr. Wilson said 134 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:41,464 after he examined your engine for the first time. 135 00:06:41,464 --> 00:06:43,464 I have the perfect strategy 136 00:06:43,464 --> 00:06:45,564 for this mechanic fellow. 137 00:06:45,564 --> 00:06:47,498 Let's forget about the trial 138 00:06:47,498 --> 00:06:52,064 and the three of us go to his house and beat him up. 139 00:06:52,064 --> 00:06:54,364 Please take Vanessa and Rudy 140 00:06:54,364 --> 00:06:56,364 to the museum or somewhere? 141 00:06:56,364 --> 00:06:57,764 I have a feeling 142 00:06:57,764 --> 00:07:00,398 if they're around, they'll disturb us. 143 00:07:03,198 --> 00:07:05,198 Thanks for your help, daddy. 144 00:07:05,198 --> 00:07:06,531 Now, miss huxtable 145 00:07:06,531 --> 00:07:08,531 Let's start from the beginning. 146 00:07:08,531 --> 00:07:11,564 Kindly tell the court what Mr. Wilson said 147 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:14,198 the first time he saw your engine. 148 00:07:14,198 --> 00:07:17,764 He said it only had 1,000 miles left in it. 149 00:07:17,764 --> 00:07:19,031 Don't say "He." 150 00:07:19,031 --> 00:07:21,564 Say "Mr. Wilson" 151 00:07:21,564 --> 00:07:23,198 Because this tells the judge we're showing respect 152 00:07:23,198 --> 00:07:26,264 to this guy we're getting ready to nail. 153 00:07:26,264 --> 00:07:28,064 Mom, this is great. 154 00:07:28,064 --> 00:07:29,998 Rudy, come on. 155 00:07:29,998 --> 00:07:31,798 We're going to see the dinosaurs. 156 00:07:31,798 --> 00:07:33,098 I don't want to. 157 00:07:33,098 --> 00:07:34,098 Why? 158 00:07:34,098 --> 00:07:36,298 'cause they're big and scary. 159 00:07:36,298 --> 00:07:38,964 They are not scary. 160 00:07:38,964 --> 00:07:41,964 Do you know I happened to just go by the museum? 161 00:07:41,964 --> 00:07:46,631 I went in, and do you know what the dinosaurs said to me? 162 00:07:46,631 --> 00:07:49,131 "Doctor huxtable, where is Rudy today?" 163 00:07:49,131 --> 00:07:50,564 no, they didn't. 164 00:07:50,564 --> 00:07:54,064 What if we see something else like the prehistoric man? 165 00:07:54,064 --> 00:07:54,864 Who's he? 166 00:07:54,864 --> 00:07:56,098 These are people 167 00:07:56,098 --> 00:07:58,631 that lived thousands of centuries ago 168 00:07:58,631 --> 00:08:00,398 called cavemen. 169 00:08:00,398 --> 00:08:02,631 Were they afraid of the dinosaurs? 170 00:08:02,631 --> 00:08:06,198 They used to keep them as pets. 171 00:08:06,198 --> 00:08:08,531 But they didn't stay long 172 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:14,398 'cause people would take them for a walk and never come back. 173 00:08:16,031 --> 00:08:20,464 Sometimes if the kid didn't go to the museum with the parent 174 00:08:20,464 --> 00:08:23,231 They would say, "Here, take this one." 175 00:08:26,564 --> 00:08:28,764 What are you doing there? 176 00:08:28,764 --> 00:08:31,264 Are you doing a science project? 177 00:08:31,264 --> 00:08:32,264 No. 178 00:08:32,264 --> 00:08:33,564 Now you're a pirate. 179 00:08:33,564 --> 00:08:37,231 But they used to have the brinosauromoreasises. 180 00:08:37,231 --> 00:08:38,498 Say that. 181 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:40,231 Sinabrontomorisses. 182 00:08:40,231 --> 00:08:43,931 No, no. The brontasaurmormafizznasisses. 183 00:08:43,931 --> 00:08:45,264 Bronta... bronta... 184 00:08:45,264 --> 00:08:47,231 Mona... 185 00:08:47,231 --> 00:08:47,898 Yeah. Sorna... 186 00:08:47,898 --> 00:08:49,198 sornamiss... 187 00:08:49,198 --> 00:08:50,464 missas... 188 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:51,531 missasissis. 189 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,564 Missasissis. 190 00:08:52,564 --> 00:08:53,664 That's right. 191 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:56,298 And they had the plopasaurnamissasis 192 00:08:56,298 --> 00:08:58,298 and he talked like THIS: 193 00:08:58,298 --> 00:09:00,331 "Let's go to the museum." 194 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:01,731 Okay. 195 00:09:18,764 --> 00:09:20,264 All finished, Dad. 196 00:09:20,264 --> 00:09:22,798 Well, thank you for helping 197 00:09:22,798 --> 00:09:24,264 keep this place shipshape 198 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,631 while your mother works on Sondra's case. 199 00:09:26,631 --> 00:09:31,964 When you use navy words, it means I have to start over. 200 00:09:31,964 --> 00:09:34,098 Let's put it this way... 201 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:40,798 see, dad, I had some problems getting the sheets smooth. 202 00:09:40,798 --> 00:09:42,264 I understand 203 00:09:42,264 --> 00:09:45,664 because it looks like there's somebody else underneath it. 204 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:47,998 Don't be afraid of sheets. 205 00:09:47,998 --> 00:09:51,798 You see, you must not be afraid of sheets. 206 00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:55,398 You move quickly, take them down. 207 00:09:55,398 --> 00:09:57,764 Now look at that-- wrinkles. 208 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,964 Put your hand like this. 209 00:09:59,964 --> 00:10:01,798 Don't be ashamed. 210 00:10:01,798 --> 00:10:04,931 Just bring them on out. 211 00:10:11,098 --> 00:10:12,698 Now you're cooking. 212 00:10:14,064 --> 00:10:15,764 Now, sheets. 213 00:10:15,764 --> 00:10:18,398 You want to snap the sheets. 214 00:10:18,398 --> 00:10:21,131 Snap, you understand? 215 00:10:21,131 --> 00:10:22,664 Snap! 216 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:23,898 Snap! 217 00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:27,698 I'll give you a hand. 218 00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:30,698 That's it. Snap it. 219 00:10:37,831 --> 00:10:39,698 Just keep working. 220 00:10:39,698 --> 00:10:41,831 Smooth-- that's it. 221 00:10:53,698 --> 00:10:57,331 You're doing that on purpose! 222 00:10:59,698 --> 00:11:01,764 Now look, you finish the bed. 223 00:11:01,764 --> 00:11:04,964 I'll be back for you on tuesday. 224 00:11:11,764 --> 00:11:14,198 Rudy, you missed a spot. 225 00:11:16,131 --> 00:11:17,431 No, no, no, no. 226 00:11:17,431 --> 00:11:20,498 This is not what I'm talking about. 227 00:11:20,498 --> 00:11:23,998 We tried, but Rudy begged us to let her mop. 228 00:11:23,998 --> 00:11:26,631 Denise, you're supposed to swab the deck. 229 00:11:26,631 --> 00:11:29,898 Oh, no, he's using navy words. 230 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,731 Daddy, mopping's Theo's job. 231 00:11:31,731 --> 00:11:35,331 Theo's a deck above making beds. 232 00:11:35,331 --> 00:11:37,564 I make the beds. 233 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,698 You've been promoted. 234 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,131 Seaman Rudy huxtable. 235 00:11:40,131 --> 00:11:42,031 Aye, aye, sir. 236 00:11:42,031 --> 00:11:43,164 What is this? 237 00:11:43,164 --> 00:11:45,098 A mop, sir. 238 00:11:45,098 --> 00:11:49,398 And the proper way to mop, since you all don't know 239 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:54,398 is to dunk it into the water, and then you bring it up. 240 00:11:54,398 --> 00:11:58,731 You look at it, and then you don't wring it out. 241 00:11:58,731 --> 00:12:01,298 You gently ooze the water out. 242 00:12:01,298 --> 00:12:05,164 You don't put it down and Move things like that. 243 00:12:05,164 --> 00:12:06,464 That's what Theo does. 244 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:10,798 And that's why Theo is making the beds. 245 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:14,864 You take the mop, you do it the navy way. 246 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,998 You twirl it around-- blap! 247 00:12:16,998 --> 00:12:19,631 See how beautiful that is? 248 00:12:19,631 --> 00:12:23,698 Then you thrust your hip forward. 249 00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:31,564 You shovel, throw it out, then you turn and then you slap. 250 00:12:32,898 --> 00:12:37,564 Let that dirt know that you're coming after it. 251 00:12:37,564 --> 00:12:42,064 So throw the hip forward, Shovel, turn, slap! 252 00:12:42,064 --> 00:12:44,464 Shovel, turn, slap! 253 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,298 Shovel, turn, slap! 254 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,498 Shovel, turn, slap! 255 00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:50,564 Come on, do it. 256 00:12:50,564 --> 00:12:53,231 In unison: Shovel, turn, slap! 257 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,898 Shovel, turn, slap! 258 00:12:54,898 --> 00:12:57,331 Shovel, turn, slap! 259 00:12:57,331 --> 00:13:00,864 Shovel, turn, slap! 260 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,831 Shovel, turn, slap! 261 00:13:02,831 --> 00:13:04,831 Shovel, turn, slap! 262 00:13:04,831 --> 00:13:06,998 Shovel, turn, slap! 263 00:13:06,998 --> 00:13:08,864 Shovel, turn, slap! 264 00:13:08,864 --> 00:13:10,964 Shovel, turn, slap! 265 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,231 Shovel, turn, slap! 266 00:13:13,231 --> 00:13:15,764 Shovel, turn, slap! 267 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:24,331 ( impersonating Julia child ) And we grate the cheese. 268 00:13:24,331 --> 00:13:30,831 And you really don't have to worry about cheese... 269 00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:33,698 aha! 270 00:13:33,698 --> 00:13:35,564 Come here. 271 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:38,031 Just the person I want to see. 272 00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:41,064 A little taste test here. 273 00:13:41,064 --> 00:13:42,931 I'll wait until dinner. 274 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,098 Fine. 275 00:13:44,098 --> 00:13:45,231 Dinner! 276 00:13:46,464 --> 00:13:49,131 Come on down! I know you're up there. 277 00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:50,631 Come on down! 278 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:55,698 All right, come on. 279 00:13:55,698 --> 00:13:57,398 Are you hungry? 280 00:13:57,398 --> 00:13:58,431 In UNISON: No. 281 00:13:58,431 --> 00:14:00,131 Good, sit down. 282 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,964 I know you're hungry. 283 00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:03,264 All right. 284 00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:04,798 Step up here. 285 00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:06,798 What is it tonight, dad? 286 00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:08,531 French? Italian? Chinese? 287 00:14:08,531 --> 00:14:10,464 Right. 288 00:14:12,798 --> 00:14:14,931 Mmm, smells great. 289 00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:17,631 We know the "Smells great" trick. 290 00:14:17,631 --> 00:14:20,098 In unison: Eww. 291 00:14:20,098 --> 00:14:22,131 How can you eat that? 292 00:14:22,131 --> 00:14:24,531 When you go away to college 293 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,964 you'll eat anything home-cooked. 294 00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:27,164 Rudy! 295 00:14:32,298 --> 00:14:33,664 in UNISON: Eww! 296 00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:37,264 What's that? 297 00:14:37,264 --> 00:14:38,931 Cow's tongue. 298 00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:44,864 I'm getting out of here. 299 00:14:44,864 --> 00:14:47,198 Wait, wait, wait. 300 00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:50,231 I'm just using this for flavor. 301 00:14:50,231 --> 00:14:54,764 Good. I don't want to taste anything that can taste me. 302 00:14:54,764 --> 00:14:57,364 Next he'll have bats flying around here. 303 00:15:09,164 --> 00:15:10,931 What time is it? 304 00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,398 2:00. 305 00:15:12,398 --> 00:15:16,698 I love it when you practice law in your pajamas. 306 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:20,664 I wish I had more than three days to prepare this. 307 00:15:20,664 --> 00:15:22,564 This man has been sued twice 308 00:15:22,564 --> 00:15:23,831 and has gotten off. 309 00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:26,264 That was before he faced Clair huxtable. 310 00:15:26,264 --> 00:15:30,231 Clair "Colt" Huxtable. 311 00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:36,798 Can I come and watch? 312 00:15:36,798 --> 00:15:38,798 It's just a civil case. 313 00:15:38,798 --> 00:15:40,798 It won't be that exciting. 314 00:15:40,798 --> 00:15:41,964 Not exciting!? 315 00:15:41,964 --> 00:15:44,598 you're going after him with both barrels. 316 00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,331 I'll be prepared. 317 00:15:46,331 --> 00:15:49,998 You sit there talking with that cool attorney talk. 318 00:15:49,998 --> 00:15:54,698 Now tell me, just what is in store for Mr. Wilson? 319 00:15:54,698 --> 00:15:59,098 Mr. Wilson is going to get exactly what he's got coming. 320 00:15:59,098 --> 00:16:01,098 I like your style. 321 00:16:10,031 --> 00:16:14,031 Why don't you take a little break? 322 00:16:14,031 --> 00:16:15,364 I can't. 323 00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:25,031 You've got a lot of tension in you. 324 00:16:25,031 --> 00:16:26,964 I do not. 325 00:16:26,964 --> 00:16:30,031 I felt it in your lips. 326 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,798 I've really got a lot of work to do here. 327 00:16:33,798 --> 00:16:36,798 Want me to give you a back rub? 328 00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:40,864 No, I really have some things to attend to here. 329 00:16:40,864 --> 00:16:42,298 Don't do that. 330 00:16:42,298 --> 00:16:44,298 Your back rubs are lethal. 331 00:16:44,298 --> 00:16:47,231 If you rub my back, I'll fall asleep. 332 00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:49,498 I'll give you an arm rub. 333 00:16:49,498 --> 00:16:50,531 No. 334 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,464 Want an elbow rub? 335 00:16:52,464 --> 00:16:53,631 Stop that. 336 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,031 I'll tell you what. 337 00:16:57,031 --> 00:17:00,264 I'd love a back rub when I'm finished. 338 00:17:06,031 --> 00:17:09,098 How long is all this going to take? 339 00:17:09,098 --> 00:17:10,264 About an hour. 340 00:17:16,031 --> 00:17:19,598 I'll probably fall Asleep by then. 341 00:17:19,598 --> 00:17:24,531 If you do, you die. 342 00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:27,098 I better stay awake. 343 00:17:34,864 --> 00:17:37,031 No, sir, I never have. 344 00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:38,998 Thank you, Mr. Wilson. 345 00:17:38,998 --> 00:17:40,964 No further questions, your honor. 346 00:17:40,964 --> 00:17:42,231 Your witness, counselor. 347 00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:44,498 Mr. Wilson, how long have you been in business? 348 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,998 Six years in may. 349 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,964 Have you ever made an unnecessary repair? 350 00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:49,131 Absolutely not. 351 00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:51,664 I'm an honest man. I never cheat anyone. 352 00:17:51,664 --> 00:17:53,398 Just answer-- yes or no? 353 00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:54,364 No. 354 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,764 You come to a lot of these? 355 00:17:56,764 --> 00:17:58,231 Once in a while. 356 00:17:58,231 --> 00:18:00,131 I'm here every day. 357 00:18:00,131 --> 00:18:03,631 Are you aware that in the past 18 months 358 00:18:03,631 --> 00:18:06,198 27 complaints have been filed against you? 359 00:18:06,198 --> 00:18:09,598 Objection. Counsel is defaming the character of my client. 360 00:18:09,598 --> 00:18:10,798 Objection overruled. 361 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,764 People are always griping about mechanics. 362 00:18:13,764 --> 00:18:17,098 You might say we're a lot like lawyers. 363 00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:18,931 That's amusing, Mr. Wilson. 364 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,931 He's going to pay for that one. 365 00:18:23,864 --> 00:18:26,364 Want a bite of my orange? 366 00:18:26,364 --> 00:18:27,998 No, thank you. 367 00:18:27,998 --> 00:18:29,998 I generally bring an apple 368 00:18:29,998 --> 00:18:33,998 but the clerk says I make too much noise. 369 00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:35,498 Mr. Wilson 370 00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:38,098 what percentage of your business involves engine replacement? 371 00:18:38,098 --> 00:18:40,631 I guess 20... 25 percent. 372 00:18:40,631 --> 00:18:43,198 She's setting him up. 373 00:18:45,131 --> 00:18:46,464 In six years 374 00:18:46,464 --> 00:18:49,864 one-fourth of your customers had an engine removed. 375 00:18:49,864 --> 00:18:52,364 You must have storage problems. 376 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,498 We keep some of them 377 00:18:54,498 --> 00:18:57,764 and others go to the junk dealers. 378 00:18:57,764 --> 00:19:00,764 She just drew blood. 379 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,164 I hear you. 380 00:19:03,164 --> 00:19:08,231 You replaced the plaintiff's old engine with a rebuilt engine 381 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,598 purchased from olympus engine company. 382 00:19:11,598 --> 00:19:13,064 This invoice states 383 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:17,431 that the serial number on the rebuilt engine is rn7294938. 384 00:19:17,431 --> 00:19:18,431 Is that correct? 385 00:19:18,431 --> 00:19:21,164 If that's what it says. 386 00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:24,598 I'd like to submit this invoice as exhibit a. 387 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:25,998 She's sharp. 388 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,998 Not bad looking, either. 389 00:19:29,631 --> 00:19:32,864 Where do you find the engine serial number? 390 00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:36,164 On a metal sticker riveted onto the engine block. 391 00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:38,164 She's going in for the kill. 392 00:19:38,164 --> 00:19:39,431 It's in the bag. 393 00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:41,098 Is this an engine sticker? 394 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,198 Yeah. 395 00:19:42,198 --> 00:19:43,664 When I removed this 396 00:19:43,664 --> 00:19:47,631 from the rebuilt engine you placed in Miss huxtable's car 397 00:19:47,631 --> 00:19:50,164 I found another serial number underneath 398 00:19:50,164 --> 00:19:53,398 that was imprinted on the engine itself. 399 00:19:53,398 --> 00:19:55,764 That second number matches 400 00:19:55,764 --> 00:19:59,198 the one on the car's original bill of sale. 401 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,564 Mr. Wilson has charged miss huxtable 402 00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:04,564 for an engine he never replaced. 403 00:20:04,564 --> 00:20:08,064 Your honor, can I take a five-minute break here? 404 00:20:08,064 --> 00:20:10,798 You can't ask for a recess. 405 00:20:10,798 --> 00:20:13,564 Defense requests a 15-minute recess. 406 00:20:13,564 --> 00:20:17,531 This court stands recessed for 15 minutes. 407 00:20:17,531 --> 00:20:19,398 What does this mean? 408 00:20:19,398 --> 00:20:21,798 It means we're about to win. 409 00:20:21,798 --> 00:20:24,864 That's some kind of woman, man. 410 00:20:24,864 --> 00:20:28,164 I think I'm going to ask her out. 411 00:20:29,164 --> 00:20:30,598 I don't know, man. 412 00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:33,164 She probably has a big boyfriend. 413 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:34,664 I can't help myself. 414 00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:37,198 I'm going to ask her anyway. 415 00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:41,298 Pardon me? 416 00:20:42,564 --> 00:20:46,031 I really enjoyed the way you handled that case. 417 00:20:46,031 --> 00:20:47,431 Thank you. 418 00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:49,431 When did you graduate from law school? 419 00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:50,698 Last year. 420 00:20:50,698 --> 00:20:52,898 Do you have a boyfriend? 421 00:20:52,898 --> 00:20:54,598 No. 422 00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,331 Would you like one? 423 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,631 If the right guy comes along. 424 00:20:59,631 --> 00:21:02,364 Would you have coffee with me? 425 00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:03,631 Okay. 426 00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:06,631 Then maybe after coffee We could get married. 427 00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:09,098 Okay. 428 00:21:25,298 --> 00:21:28,898 Captioning made possible by the U.S.